Abbe thinks I should "let it all out" ..so she gave me an award. Thanks, Abbe x 
But first, the rules of accepting the award:
1)  Display the trophy on your post.
2)  Write a short piece that starts with:  
I Didn't Kill ____ Today.  It doesn't have to be a person; it can be an appliance, a business, or anything else you choose.
3)  Nominate a few people and let them know it's their turn to vent!
Here goes.
I Didn't Kill Anyone Today. I did wonder if I should have though.
"Oh dear, I'm so sorry ma'am."  The flight attendant furiously rubbed the aisle carpet dry, leaving my jeans to soak up spilt juice while I scrambled for tissue. My hurried dabbing did nothing to stop the damage.
He finally came for me with napkins and 
the most enchanting smile. All I saw was sparkling white teeth going "I'm really, really sorry". Mmm..I couldn't possibly kill him, could I?
I looked at my stained jeans woefully. Should I scream? Demand that he wash my laundry for a week? He did place carpet above customer. It was a Jiminy Cricket moment..
always let your conscience be your guide.
"It's alright." I chirped happily. 
Right. My conscience decided that anyone who approaches you with such brilliant flash of teeth should be let off the hook.
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I'm going to nominate 
Sharmini (shminis.wordpress.com) because she's seriously funny...and I would nominate Abbe again but she would probably kill me - I Didn't Kill Sharon Today...oooOO..
The other person I would nominate is my cooking blog partner, 
Eve (ee-kay.blogspot.com)
Feel free to vent..or not :)